![]() ![]() I love watching a man humiliate himself I wish it was on every night.” (11) As much as she loves the fantasy of the show, her idea of romance is deeply grounded in reality. ![]() She goes on to explain why The Bachelorette is her favorite show, “…you should already know that a show where a woman is surrounded by twenty-five slabs of brisket clamoring to brazenly drink her dirty bathwater and massage the corns on her toes in front of the entire country is 100 percent my kind of party. And I’m too poor to run multiple background checks.” (9) Can’t just ask your casual booty call to commit to spending Friday nights indoors arguing over the valuation of some at-home mom’s jelly and jam business. Also, I need someone to watch Shark Tank with, and I feel like that’s a spousal kind of expectation. “ Why would you want to find your spouse on our TV show? Have you been to the club lately!? Shit’s fucking dire, man. ![]()
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